math!
I know the time change issue is a boring subject even in my blog. I know that most of us took an egg to get up this morning. I know it took me more than you. I know there are many teachers in my school often get up at 10, 11 or 12 so for them to get up an hour before I would like to make a mid-morning nap. And I know that today my topic of conversation has been focused mainly in the dream I had, and that if it was dark when I woke up, if someone can explain to me why they insist on take off an hour of sleep (I know that is because of Scottish farmers!) and I know that today I felt very English to spend all day talking about it. Hehe.
But the main problem had not today (although I do not know if I have said already, but I struggled to get up an egg) if not yesterday.
technology hate and hate the time change. The first day I never know if it is 9 to 10 or 11. I explain it a thousand times and I say I'm not numbers. This time I made an effort and changed the time on my mobile at 10 pm, more or less. Then I went to sleep or before or after, I have not clear, as I said, aunt, if the xy I said, no, are the "x" minus "and" or "z" and tomorrow I have to be a place to "b" I do not know if they will be the "a" or "c"!
I finally went to sleep without my mobile, strange to me because it's like my teddy bear, and Sunday morning I had was the Blackberry closer, that obnoxious thing they give you in some companies or what have some love of technology to go guachis, when I put "x". But as he had not touched the phone for anything not know if that meant, x, y or z. Chungo, eh. Just in case I got an extra hour in bed. When I woke up and it was not clear if it was half an hour to shower, half an hour or 1 hour and a half or whole morning. My mobile said the same time but did not know whether she had dreamed it to change the hour. My DVD telling the same time and was convinced that the time had not changed because I do not know how. My computer also said the same time but my computer has more genius than me and I can not trust it much.
When I finally got in the car, my beautiful new car with all its technology and buttons and weird things, and he said it was time "x" minus 1, I knew I would only half an hour late. I so love. I hate that things will change automatically (read the Blackberry, computer, DVD, etc.) Pass and wear a watch, so at least my car I have been faithful in this time of stress.
The only problem I have now is: How do I change the time on the car? Ein?? What's zufrí!
Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Frusatration Card Game
Neighbours, Everybody Needs Good Neighbours!
have overlooked is the worst part of living anywhere.
say I'm very nasty with my neighbors. I think not, just say no more than "good morning", if I strive for.
hate speaking neighbors. I to speak I have myself, my family and friends. Why do I have to explain his life if he does not interest me at all? Why do I have to say I bought a new car when I know?
The other day one of my dear neighbors, I cut 4 trees without saying anything. I guess he blotted out the garden and the sun did not reach his beloved vegetables. But it is wrong. When I was my ex, who was much kinder than I am with the neighbors, he said, trees bother me, because they are very tall and hide the sun. And my ex cut the trees. But now I'm alone, going straight and short. Is wrong. In the village say that I am guilty of good and very nice and this and that. What I do not know is that my Irish blood boils when I make a bitch. Is wrong with me.
I have a plan:
1) The remains of my trees that fell in my yard (plus minus 1 meter or so each) I will shoot your garden, and hopefully kill their lettuce.
2) I will report you to the town hall. Not to cut my trees, if not:
a) have a garden (which in a residential area that is illegal, or so my friend told me, a former deputy mayor)
b) because watering this morning at 7:30 (there is a drought and is more than allowed)
wanted to talk to him and tell him what I thought but as the afternoon in my garden criticizing his lack of respect and courtesy, not out all day. I guess you caught the hint.
You've screwed up.
There's not all. My neighbor, great friend of mine before next door (I was 5 years with "good morning" until I realized that there are neighbors nice. The 1%, more or less). She is also the first to say that I am border, but as I love, get along.
Next are making a new house, very cool. The neighbor in front, on Easter Monday, entered the work and took about 60 bricks. She was making dinner and saw him, and even filmed it.
I flip with the people, eh. But much, much, much.
First
respect, if you do not talk much, not that it is a bad person but if you talk to me and then steal, yours is much worse.
have overlooked is the worst part of living anywhere.
say I'm very nasty with my neighbors. I think not, just say no more than "good morning", if I strive for.
hate speaking neighbors. I to speak I have myself, my family and friends. Why do I have to explain his life if he does not interest me at all? Why do I have to say I bought a new car when I know?
The other day one of my dear neighbors, I cut 4 trees without saying anything. I guess he blotted out the garden and the sun did not reach his beloved vegetables. But it is wrong. When I was my ex, who was much kinder than I am with the neighbors, he said, trees bother me, because they are very tall and hide the sun. And my ex cut the trees. But now I'm alone, going straight and short. Is wrong. In the village say that I am guilty of good and very nice and this and that. What I do not know is that my Irish blood boils when I make a bitch. Is wrong with me.
I have a plan:
1) The remains of my trees that fell in my yard (plus minus 1 meter or so each) I will shoot your garden, and hopefully kill their lettuce.
2) I will report you to the town hall. Not to cut my trees, if not:
a) have a garden (which in a residential area that is illegal, or so my friend told me, a former deputy mayor)
b) because watering this morning at 7:30 (there is a drought and is more than allowed)
wanted to talk to him and tell him what I thought but as the afternoon in my garden criticizing his lack of respect and courtesy, not out all day. I guess you caught the hint.
You've screwed up.
There's not all. My neighbor, great friend of mine before next door (I was 5 years with "good morning" until I realized that there are neighbors nice. The 1%, more or less). She is also the first to say that I am border, but as I love, get along.
Next are making a new house, very cool. The neighbor in front, on Easter Monday, entered the work and took about 60 bricks. She was making dinner and saw him, and even filmed it.
I flip with the people, eh. But much, much, much.
First
respect, if you do not talk much, not that it is a bad person but if you talk to me and then steal, yours is much worse.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Illinois Drivers License Looks
Olé! Spain loves England! Little Big
Yesterday I learned, first by the sweet Neus, there was a video that I had to see it. (And see it and see it.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91ameDgP8iI
I saw it and I laughed out carkajation.
Then I saw it on youtube and I laughed even more by comments from some people (by people I mean people of Spain that the English should be laughing or saying ???): ein
Ay, laugh at us.
Oh, how ignorant they are. Flamenco "with maracas?
Ay, ay, ay, what a pain.
And I laughed.
British humor does not quite convince. Have to look at the details. Not explained why I turn to laugh.
laugh at the English? Topics? and blah blah blah. Do not you have set in as they leave the British and Irish coming out in the video? Do not laugh at themselves, no, no, no.
I think it's one of the best marketing campaigns I've seen in a long time.
is well known that English football players are very dear in my country. I wish I could say the same for my Beckham and Owen when he went to my backhand, which very nearly did me from Madrid because of him ... almost, but the luck went with me.
also recognize that the English hooligans and fans included, like football and are able to watch a game between Lithuania and Poland just a matter of balls.
So having been excluded unfairly because of the arbitrators (had to put this, to give a English touch to the post) of the European Championship, Sky says: or sell the mieldi-euro-cup-of-the-balls to the British-without-equipment or I sink. Olé
eggs and all that.
Of course, I put the link to the full video that I like more. More cool stuff and leave galore, as Chiki ... je
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBlePJ1n2LM
Is there a translator in the house?
Yesterday I learned, first by the sweet Neus, there was a video that I had to see it. (And see it and see it.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91ameDgP8iI
I saw it and I laughed out carkajation.
Then I saw it on youtube and I laughed even more by comments from some people (by people I mean people of Spain that the English should be laughing or saying ???): ein
Ay, laugh at us.
Oh, how ignorant they are. Flamenco "with maracas?
Ay, ay, ay, what a pain.
And I laughed.
British humor does not quite convince. Have to look at the details. Not explained why I turn to laugh.
laugh at the English? Topics? and blah blah blah. Do not you have set in as they leave the British and Irish coming out in the video? Do not laugh at themselves, no, no, no.
I think it's one of the best marketing campaigns I've seen in a long time.
is well known that English football players are very dear in my country. I wish I could say the same for my Beckham and Owen when he went to my backhand, which very nearly did me from Madrid because of him ... almost, but the luck went with me.
also recognize that the English hooligans and fans included, like football and are able to watch a game between Lithuania and Poland just a matter of balls.
So having been excluded unfairly because of the arbitrators (had to put this, to give a English touch to the post) of the European Championship, Sky says: or sell the mieldi-euro-cup-of-the-balls to the British-without-equipment or I sink. Olé
eggs and all that.
Of course, I put the link to the full video that I like more. More cool stuff and leave galore, as Chiki ... je
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBlePJ1n2LM
Is there a translator in the house?
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Chicken With Curry Sauce Calories Chinese
! These Boots Were not
The sad thing is that if you're short and bald yours is hopeless because you must leave a scar and a lump that only Amy Winehouse hairstyle can hide! Life is very cruel.
Anyway, I like my height and when people let go it's high: in the small boat is a good jam, always kindly remember that the poison too. Je.
In Spain I have friends shorter than me so when I'm with them I feel like Kate Moss, but beautiful.
In England they say I'm a midget.
In fact, my mother says I left my country to Spain to affiliate with any sect of "small people without any complexes."
do not know if that was why, but I knew it would never be a flight attendant because I get to put hand luggage in place and have a flight attendant asking people over height that lower the survival kit to make demo is not plan. Well, even if it had arrived (because if I go over the seats arrived, eh!) Beyond the second row had not seen me taking my sage advice on how to save in the case of a terrorist decides to divert the plane to a tower or the aircraft is about to hit the water at high speed.
But surely now that I have passed the age and the desire to become a firefighter, police, hostess or top model, I see that there is an operation to grow 5 cm. Awesome. I started reading the article and gave me the giggles:
In England they say I'm a midget.
In fact, my mother says I left my country to Spain to affiliate with any sect of "small people without any complexes."
do not know if that was why, but I knew it would never be a flight attendant because I get to put hand luggage in place and have a flight attendant asking people over height that lower the survival kit to make demo is not plan. Well, even if it had arrived (because if I go over the seats arrived, eh!) Beyond the second row had not seen me taking my sage advice on how to save in the case of a terrorist decides to divert the plane to a tower or the aircraft is about to hit the water at high speed.
But surely now that I have passed the age and the desire to become a firefighter, police, hostess or top model, I see that there is an operation to grow 5 cm. Awesome. I started reading the article and gave me the giggles:
So, for 5,000 Euros an implant put you in the head and come on, it can be hostess (eye, although I think metiesen 35 cm of implant would struggle to do good work because it still would not reach the baggage and what I use to have the biggest head, ein?).
The sad thing is that if you're short and bald yours is hopeless because you must leave a scar and a lump that only Amy Winehouse hairstyle can hide! Life is very cruel.
Anyway, I like my height and when people let go it's high: in the small boat is a good jam, always kindly remember that the poison too. Je.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
What Kind Of Battery Inova Microlight
VOTE VOTE ... BOX X BOX AND DICE PEJE ... SOFT DRINKS ASSOCIATION VS
It turns out that there are no results yet and Encinas is against the X VOTE VOTE however, that the "moral leader" of the party and guardian of Encinas was the main promoter of that philosophy in the last presidential election. Could it be that now is not OK X VOTE VOTE?
course, do not forget that AMLO have asked his opinion about the lack of accuracy and clarity of the process of internal party elections and what have answered is: "Why not ask Murino best", ie AMLO and the PRD have their tails between their legs.
I leave the following link to know the point of view Ortega
Again it is clear that the PRD is a game full of personal interest and an obvious struggle for power without stability regardless of party or the country.
It turns out that there are no results yet and Encinas is against the X VOTE VOTE however, that the "moral leader" of the party and guardian of Encinas was the main promoter of that philosophy in the last presidential election. Could it be that now is not OK X VOTE VOTE?
course, do not forget that AMLO have asked his opinion about the lack of accuracy and clarity of the process of internal party elections and what have answered is: "Why not ask Murino best", ie AMLO and the PRD have their tails between their legs.
I leave the following link to know the point of view Ortega
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Vote Of Thanks At A Wedding Reception
made for walking! Disgusting
Yesterday I went for a walk. I said I would be okay, that's a bit of exercise is good for the heart and such.
Last night I was lying in perfect condition and presentable and not a few hours after 3 hours sleep I started to play the damn bastard. I said: I have an hour to decide. Said and done I went back to sleep.
My heart wanted to get up but did not accompany the body.
Va, 5 minutes. Or in the case of my alarm clock, 10 minutes, and it was ..
Then came critical time, ie when sending an sms to friends turn to say: I, uh, I'm late but I just got up and if I shower, I die. Wait for me.
fashion I arrived with my bag and my tiny bottle of water. I had forgotten how to "bring food to share" but to see them, I said, I bring water for all, to see what they give me in return! And that solved the food issue.
I looked at the pros with their backpacks and some even with hiking boots and went to the car to leave the bag and I was starting to be scary. Upon returning, I had water in the bottle, you have a hangover.
After 500 meters or so, I asked if had a long way to come. They all laughed thinking I was the funny of the day, but no. I was dying.
I endured, I was eating and drinking, I spoke, I smiled and made me spend a wonderful evening. Because hosts, how lovely it is Catalan landscape. And in good company even more.
Of course, the strips cost me 4.50 today! Almost me off walking!
Still, walking is good for the heart, because I love a lot. Another day, I wait in the bar .... : P
Yesterday I went for a walk. I said I would be okay, that's a bit of exercise is good for the heart and such.
Last night I was lying in perfect condition and presentable and not a few hours after 3 hours sleep I started to play the damn bastard. I said: I have an hour to decide. Said and done I went back to sleep.
My heart wanted to get up but did not accompany the body.
Va, 5 minutes. Or in the case of my alarm clock, 10 minutes, and it was ..
Then came critical time, ie when sending an sms to friends turn to say: I, uh, I'm late but I just got up and if I shower, I die. Wait for me.
fashion I arrived with my bag and my tiny bottle of water. I had forgotten how to "bring food to share" but to see them, I said, I bring water for all, to see what they give me in return! And that solved the food issue.
I looked at the pros with their backpacks and some even with hiking boots and went to the car to leave the bag and I was starting to be scary. Upon returning, I had water in the bottle, you have a hangover.
After 500 meters or so, I asked if had a long way to come. They all laughed thinking I was the funny of the day, but no. I was dying.
I endured, I was eating and drinking, I spoke, I smiled and made me spend a wonderful evening. Because hosts, how lovely it is Catalan landscape. And in good company even more.
Of course, the strips cost me 4.50 today! Almost me off walking!
Still, walking is good for the heart, because I love a lot. Another day, I wait in the bar .... : P
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Womans Big Belly Grows Bigger
I can not stand a lot of people bitch.
I do not consider myself a very nasty, because I try to shower as long as I have butane and not washing my hair and because I was told that if she left six months began to wash herself.
In fact the most nasty thing I've done in a long time, it has been today. I was down mucus and so I will not go into your mouth or get noticed, I took it off the back of the hand. (Later in the privacy sucked me if not then leave traces!).
As you'll see, I am very kinky, and therefore I can criticize the people that it is.
is a bit like the city of Barcelona which, thank god, put 54 000 urinals and measures for the Scottish piggy not fill the streets of filth. I am happy but I hope the next time down to Barcelona these Scots are not dirty, I think living permanently in the city, if not, I do not understand why it is always full of shit, the smell of piss and garbage.
As I was saying, I hate a lot of people bitch.
Today when I went for the gigs, I am so happy with my music, I was upset at seeing a white car, new, clean, standing at a stoplight. I do not upset the light itself, because I know and I know when I come I will turn red, if not to see the girl down the window and emptied the entire contents of the ashtray in the street.
For high, it was not the car's ashtray. (Man, and we will not mess the new car, put a homemade ashtray.)
I got so bad that I was out of the car to get a little "ROAD RAGE" when I remembered two things:
1) In England killed a boy by putting the anger to others by throwing a paper on the floor.
2) The last time I put my anger by throwing around the "Happy Meal" from McDonalds to the ground, went live because then I said: HA HA HA, just kidding, EH!
Disgusting people.
Monday, March 3, 2008
A Few Blue Dots On Pregnancy Test
Women at full throttle!
to my mountain Natural Gas does not come so I have a beautiful oil tank. If I need, I call the hose and comes at once. More majo him.
However, it still depends on this wonderful invention called "butane". There are many jokes and stories here on butane and his adventures, much like that in my country have on the dairy. As if all women in England were bundled with the milkman (who are usually ugly and milky) or Spain with butane (I have not seen a handsome butane. I apologize in advance to readers of this blog butane!).
Personally, I do not think so. Much easier to see the palette Liard, the carpenter, the gardener or painter. At least in my town. In fact, I think the butane does not exist! Are type of urban legend because it never come here.
So quite often I have to go down to the super of my people, which seems more than a super "Harrods" in small because it has everything but has nothing, and then hide behind a tree until you see happen to someone you know or stronger than me (which is not difficult). To see my victim, I get into the store and match nicely with them and then put my face in little pain (which frequently use the mirror) and thus bring the bottle to get to my car. Is that heavy, eh.
The problem I have it when I get home because there is usually no one, and hide behind a tree on my own street or my garden would be somewhat suspect. But now I have told the Chinese, another wonderful invention, butane sold carts! That's fantastic!
now only need to bring me a motor to raise and lower the trunk of the car and finally I will be an independent woman!
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