In Spain I have friends shorter than me so when I'm with them I feel like Kate Moss, but beautiful.
In England they say I'm a midget.
In fact, my mother says I left my country to Spain to affiliate with any sect of "small people without any complexes."
do not know if that was why, but I knew it would never be a flight attendant because I get to put hand luggage in place and have a flight attendant asking people over height that lower the survival kit to make demo is not plan. Well, even if it had arrived (because if I go over the seats arrived, eh!) Beyond the second row had not seen me taking my sage advice on how to save in the case of a terrorist decides to divert the plane to a tower or the aircraft is about to hit the water at high speed.
But surely now that I have passed the age and the desire to become a firefighter, police, hostess or top model, I see that there is an operation to grow 5 cm. Awesome. I started reading the article and gave me the giggles:
In England they say I'm a midget.
In fact, my mother says I left my country to Spain to affiliate with any sect of "small people without any complexes."
do not know if that was why, but I knew it would never be a flight attendant because I get to put hand luggage in place and have a flight attendant asking people over height that lower the survival kit to make demo is not plan. Well, even if it had arrived (because if I go over the seats arrived, eh!) Beyond the second row had not seen me taking my sage advice on how to save in the case of a terrorist decides to divert the plane to a tower or the aircraft is about to hit the water at high speed.
But surely now that I have passed the age and the desire to become a firefighter, police, hostess or top model, I see that there is an operation to grow 5 cm. Awesome. I started reading the article and gave me the giggles:
So, for 5,000 Euros an implant put you in the head and come on, it can be hostess (eye, although I think metiesen 35 cm of implant would struggle to do good work because it still would not reach the baggage and what I use to have the biggest head, ein?).
The sad thing is that if you're short and bald yours is hopeless because you must leave a scar and a lump that only Amy Winehouse hairstyle can hide! Life is very cruel.
Anyway, I like my height and when people let go it's high: in the small boat is a good jam, always kindly remember that the poison too. Je.
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