To me the summer I like.
not heat because that's soaking up the sun and then stay up all night with sweats and putting cream, top with prawns face, no longer attracts me. I leave that to the professionals guiris my land.
But yeah, I like the summer. There are several reasons, including:
1) Because people tell me: What? And rental, professional? What a nose that you have. And I say: Excuse me, but I work in an academy and I have no vacation until August. And they are all impressed by my dedication to teaching.
2) Because from Sant Joan only work 10 to 13:30 and then I'll have 5 weeks vacation.
3) Because they do not clearly explain to the first point the second theme, and I laugh alone.
4) Why buy Alvalle gazpacho is as if I had done. (Well, I can not make gazpacho but my friends are impressed when I explain the recipe!).
5) Because my car has air conditioning and air works up quickly.
6) Because in my house if I have heat, rarely, for some strange reason the mountain and the building, I along with mosquitoes the garden and took adrenaline. (They usually win the mosquitoes, but at least try!).
7) Because no construction work nor am gardener.
8) Because when a cop hits you in the crosswalk by a miracle and you're screaming thousand curses in English and teach him the victory sign upside down (the "V"), rather than stop and ask the documentation is out of the car and I apologize.
9) Because I have pool next door and I have to clean it myself.
10) For since I am going to Spain, we can do! (It took two victories, all by myself! And on top Hamilton, if .... (And no, I never go with Alonso, uh, one thing is football without England, another Nadal and quite another to the no neck!).
That said, I will continue another day but why I DO NOT LIKE THE SUMMER (in fact I like the autumn and spring, but since we are ..!).
Maybe get to 54 reasons, but for now, I'll stick with my top 10.
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